Yearbook Cover

War Rat, because of his small mousy eyes and skinny frame.

B: Activities, clubs, sports, etc:

Locksmith's Club(1909-1913), Traveling Tennis Team(1910-1911), Competitive Eater(1908-1913) Coalition for Overthrowing Himmeltoss (1913-Present)

Watching a big boat which was steaming along the horizon, I realized that protesting against the prolongation of the War was about as much use as shouting at the people on board that ship.Lieutenant. S. Sassoon

D:Favorite Music/ Hobbies:
Eating large amounts of home cooked food, German War Anthems, unlocking locked doors, sleeping in the fields when resting from the front, throwing darts at pictures of Himmeltoss.

E: Book that has had the greatest impact on the character.
"How to Change someone's Locks while eating a Submarine Sandwich" by Seymour Buts

F: Most Likely to
Most likely to never stop wetting the bed.

G: Plan for the future after the war
Returning home to a home cooked meal every night and fixing every type of lock.


Corporal Himmelstoss

a.) Nickname- “Terror of Klosterberg” a.k.a. Little Firecracker or sometimes Handlebars

b.) Activities, clubs, sports- JROTC (Freshman-Senior), Rugby team (Freshman-Senior), Wrestling (Freshman), J.E.R.K.S. united (Senior), and Himmelstoss also created a Mafia club (Senior).

c.) Quote- “I love the way you love, but I hate the way I am supposed to love you back.” Anonymous

d.) Favorite music/hobbies- Himmelstoss does not listen to music. Instead of listening to music, Himmelstoss has recorded himself barking orders at soldiers and replays it frequently for enjoyment. Himmelstoss' hobbies are being cruel to Tjaden and getting that perfect curl in his handlebar mustache.

e.) Why be Kind When You can be a Jerk? By Dan D. Lyons

f.) votes “Most Likely to find out what goes around, comes around” by his class.

g.) Plans on obtaining a high rank in the Army and thus having authority.

Kat: On right
Stanislaus Katczinsky
A) Nickname: Kat a.k.a. Caretaker
B) Activities, clubs, sports- Raider Team (Soph.–Senior), Young Inventors Club (Fresh.-Senior), Home Economics (Junior and Senior), Knitting Club (Freshman and Soph.), Soccer (Soph. and Junior)
C) Quote:“A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog when you are just as hungry as the dog.” Jack London
D) Favorite Music/Hobbies: “My Belgian Rose” by George Benoit, “Oh! How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning” by Irving Berlin, “Out In No Man’s Land” by James Reese Europe’s Band, Likes to invent things from things he comes across, and knit a blanket or two every once in a while
E) Book that has had the greatest impact on Kat: The Wisdom Paradox: The New Science of Wisdom and How Your Mind Can Grow
Stronger As Your Brain Grows Older by Elkhonon Goldberg.
F) Voted Most Likely to… Most likely to “Come up with the next big idea”
G) Future Plans: Kat plans to return home from the war to his family and be the caring provider he was before he went to war.

Paul Bäumer


A) Nickname- Braveheart
B) Activities, club, sports- JROTC, Knitting ( All from freshmen to senior year)
C) "
All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better."- Ralph Waldo Emerson
D) Hobbies- Chill at the house

E) Favorite book- Fat White Vampire Blues- Andrew Fox
F) "Most likely to take home to parents"
G) To go fight for Germany than go back to school